More Bums on Seats

Gender-neutral all-weather toilets are being installed along the A270 Lewes Road for students at Brighton University. This is the result of months of campaigning to reduce waiting times from an average forty-five minutes to the government’s benchmark ten minutes. A student spokesperson said he was “pleased with the result” but “disappointed that the university had done so little to help”. The first flush is scheduled for the week before term starts, allowing time for engineers to perform extensive testing before doing a final system dump.

2 thoughts on “More Bums on Seats”

  1. As an alumna of Brighton University (2013-2015) I am delighted to see such advances in the facilities of my alma mater.

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